Patches
Hi there I'm Patches, I'm Caramoos little boy. My mum is a Jersey cow so she's a bit grumpy all the time, well, I like to think it's that and not my cheeky nature that winds her up. I'm good friends with Shadow and Moony and can often be seen following the ladies around the field - I'm a bit of a cows cow if you get my drift.
I am still a bit shy of these humans, I'm slowly breaking down my walls. I get about 1m from them before I get a bit scared and go hide behind mum. Maybe one day I'll get some apple before Shadow eats it all.
They, the humans, seem to take lots of photos of me so I'm practicing my poses, I think I nailed this one but you can decide, my gallery is below.
Breed
Mixed
Colour
Burnt Orange & White
Born
Jan 2020
Sex
Male
Sponsored
Yes
Caramoo
Well, hello there... what do you think you are looking at? I'm all dolled up, my eye makeup and lashes are perfect, and I'm out to make sure everyone knows what's mine - I am a Jersey cow after all.
I'm mum to Patches, isn't he adorable.... stop looking... oh okay... maybe... Some would describe me as the perfect mum, I look after my wee one (he doesn't like me calling him that) but he'll always be my little boy.
I'm a little jumpy when the humans are around but they bring treats and then I have to make sure my nose is right in there with the best of them.
Deep down I know I'm a softy and will give into rubs one day... maybe.
Breed
Jersey
Colour
Orange & White
Born
Unknown
Sex
Female
Sponsored
No
Shadow
Hey dude I'm Shadow, I'm a chilled to the max kinda cow who is always ready to give hugs, hmm hmm receive - even better if banana is involved.
I like certain things that make me stand out in this crowd, love and affection is one but don't get me started on my fetish for licking anything rubber or we could be here all day!
My mumma is all black, even down to her hoofs but she often tells me she still sees parts of my dad in me, she often says my ears remind her of him, but after checking with Patches he doesn't know what she's on about 'they are the same size as mine' he says... oh well I'll let her have this one.
Breed
Angus Mix
Colour
Black with orange
Born
Jan 2020
Sex
Male
Sponsored
No
Ma
Yes, I see you there. I'm a little camera shy still, I haven't found what angle makes me look the most flattering.
These humans have taken a liking to my little Shadow so I usually hover in the background keeping a watchful eye on the proceedings. I like to think of myself as a lady and a bit of a dark horse - whoops I mean cow. Just when you think I'm away in the background BAM I'm right behind you.
Perhaps if I were to stop slinking around the place there might be a few more photos that end up here, but it is fun to see the humans jump...
Breed
Angus
Colour
Black
Born
2019
Sex
Female
Sponsored
No